Solving your man problems.

From Janey,

My man is a big 49ers fan. More importantly, he's a big football fan and hasn't been to any games this year, in fact, he's been so busy he hasn't even seen many games on tv.

I think the 49ers are doing shitty this year. There's only one more home game that I know of, vs. the Washington Redskins.

I found good tickets on craigslist for $125 each. Is this something that seems like a good winter holiday gift?

The alternatives right now are a day spa thing (he likes creature comforts & needs a massage & I'm a dunce at massage) or clothing (exchangeable) from a store in my neighborhood that he likes a lot.

Dear Janey,

If you can get your man some 49ers tickets, then get 'em. All of your options sound nice but the 49ers are gonna make him feel like a manHULKSMASH! You may not be good at massage but when he gets home from the game, you can give him a mediocre rub and he'll still be happy.

Clothing is an acceptable option if he's running out of things to wear, but get that man some 49ers tickets. It's good to have him connected to the things he likes. Work has taken him from the things he enjoys in life. He doesn't get enough time with you, he doesn't get enough alone time. Some $6 cups of beer will make him feel alive again as he watches Mike Singletary coach his beloved Niners all the way to 6-10 for the season.

You have to figure the guy needs some "me" time, so I suggest you let him be the best him he can be and root for Shaun Hill or whoever the fucking quarterback is for those idiot Niners.

From a Bears fan.