Does this make you gay?

Mike writes in with this salacious tale...

I recently gave oral sex to my girlfriend's fiance... We were drunk at a New Years Eve party, I walked in on him taking a piss, and instead of shooing me away, he told me to come back, lock the door, and we handled our business.

Three weeks later, it's still VERY awkward between us whenever we see each other, and I've texted him that I liked it, but he responded "Dude I'm not gay... Drop it".

What should I think!??! He's not gay but he initiated it and he came just fine that night.

Dear Mike,

First, I have nothing against gay people, but I just wish your name wasn't Mike so people reading this won't think I'm pretending to be you. I've done this before with previous posts, and now they're gonna think I'm a cock-gobbler. Which wouldn't be a problem if it were true. So I guess I have a problem with gay guys, at least the ones named Mike. I'm sorry.

First of all, it's fucked up that you fooled around with your girlfriend's fiance. That girl who wanted to go shopping with you and compliment as she tried on new outfits. How cold can you be, man?

"We were drunk". Your words, not mine. "We were drunk" is practically a hall-pass to do shit one wouldn't do normally. You might scarf it sober but he wouldn't, and that's his problem. Of course it's awkward when you see him. That's your chick's dude and you both know something she doesn't, something that would set off the scene like a keg of dynamite. You have a Jerry Springer episode on your hands, and for you to text him is basically not allowing this issue to die which he obviously wants to happen.

To me, you hurt your girlfriend. I don't even care about the fiance getting a drunk BJ from you because human sexuality is fluid and all sorts of other stuff psychologists and college/Myspace bisexuals talk about. This poor girl is fuckin' lost. She's worried about her other girlfriends, other women, and not the D.L.. How fucked up is that?

Come on, man. There's plenty of dick to suck in this world, and a lot of it belongs to those who identify as straight men. But you crossed a line, and this poor girl is in for a rude shock if she finds out about it. Unless you don't give a shit about your friendship to her, you oughta care more about her than ol' boy.