Wine Time

Trey messed up, folks.

I left some bottles of decent reds in the car for like 8 hours and now they are colder than a muhfcuka...I'm worried that this may have ruined/effected the taste when they go back to room temperature.

Why are you drinking liquor for taste, Trey? What are you, some type of sophisticate? You think you better than me because you got a credit card and no dents in your car? Guess what, I'll go into Fred Segal in LA and piss all over $8000 sweaters until them shits are worthless because I DONT GIVE A FCUK!!! Yeah, that's right.

Sorry. I've been in a state recently. Kentucky (rimshot!). No actually I've been sick. And the truth about wine is that your wine is fine unless air got in the bottle or the wine froze in the bottle. Which let's face it, doesn't happen unless you leave it in a deep freeze or some such. I actually don't know because I think wine is bullshit. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, these are the drinks a real man drinks. Women that drink whiskey are real men, too. So let's say I like shemales.

Out of context, that sounds wrong.