<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.comments</id><updated>2009-03-02T05:52:05.120-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The 500-Lb. Life Coach</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/feeds/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/'/><author><name>Mike Farmer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05984314157991902381</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>15</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-2606124063347819307</id><published>2009-03-02T05:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T05:52:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hey, Tony Randall was still fucking like a mad man...</title><content type='html'>Hey, Tony Randall was still fucking like a mad man up until his death...and then there's Hefner...of course, he only gets some because of who he is, not because he's the prized pig at this year's country fair...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/1810984156392680531/comments/default/2606124063347819307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/1810984156392680531/comments/default/2606124063347819307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2009/03/can-older-man-do-it-for-ya.html?showComment=1236001920000#c2606124063347819307' title=''/><author><name>Organic Meatbag</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740368286985980207</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2009/03/can-older-man-do-it-for-ya.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-1810984156392680531' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/1810984156392680531' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-3322014956848565632</id><published>2009-01-23T14:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-23T14:32:00.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Not only do I find the question rude, but I don't ...</title><content type='html'>Not only do I find the question rude, but I don't see the point in asking. Why bother asking a question which is both intrusive and will only give an unverifiable response?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/1175179426936738096/comments/default/3322014956848565632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/1175179426936738096/comments/default/3322014956848565632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2009/01/ex-girl-to-next-girl.html?showComment=1232749920000#c3322014956848565632' title=''/><author><name>spooky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08516729450028967197</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2009/01/ex-girl-to-next-girl.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-1175179426936738096' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/1175179426936738096' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-4705356387000978728</id><published>2008-08-30T10:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-30T10:21:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>AMEN To that Shit!!!!!</title><content type='html'>AMEN To that Shit!!!!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/6609946377960090069/comments/default/4705356387000978728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/6609946377960090069/comments/default/4705356387000978728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/08/its-not-gay-its-not-retarded-just-shut.html?showComment=1220116860000#c4705356387000978728' title=''/><author><name>Stew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17522244252727658133</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/08/its-not-gay-its-not-retarded-just-shut.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-6609946377960090069' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/6609946377960090069' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-46553655308364455</id><published>2008-08-29T23:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-29T23:55:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I love you Mike!  Thank you so much for writing th...</title><content type='html'>I love you Mike!  Thank you so much for writing this you have seriously made my night (and me cry a little).  You don't know how nice it is to read something like that after all this bullshit with "Tropic Thunder".  They are selling Tshirts now that say "never go all the way retarded" from that movie.  Can you imagine how little Cevin would feel if he understood or how he will feel when he is old enough that he can.  People don't think, and what's worse is they don't care.  Thank you so much for making the world a better place.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;HUGS!!!&lt;BR/&gt;Andi</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/6609946377960090069/comments/default/46553655308364455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/6609946377960090069/comments/default/46553655308364455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/08/its-not-gay-its-not-retarded-just-shut.html?showComment=1220079300000#c46553655308364455' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/08/its-not-gay-its-not-retarded-just-shut.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-6609946377960090069' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/6609946377960090069' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-1871213488241836335</id><published>2008-08-29T11:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-29T11:47:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Very well said</title><content type='html'>Very well said</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/2088327299469404611/comments/default/1871213488241836335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/2088327299469404611/comments/default/1871213488241836335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/08/greatest-achievementnot-so-great-really.html?showComment=1220035620000#c1871213488241836335' title=''/><author><name>Stew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17522244252727658133</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/08/greatest-achievementnot-so-great-really.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-2088327299469404611' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/2088327299469404611' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-6255812899309994457</id><published>2008-08-29T08:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-29T08:20:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'll look for this blog post in Rolling Stone's "G...</title><content type='html'>I'll look for this blog post in Rolling Stone's "Greatest Deconstructions of Greatest Ever Lists" List at the end of the year.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/2088327299469404611/comments/default/6255812899309994457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/2088327299469404611/comments/default/6255812899309994457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/08/greatest-achievementnot-so-great-really.html?showComment=1220023200000#c6255812899309994457' title=''/><author><name>Story</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/08/greatest-achievementnot-so-great-really.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-2088327299469404611' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/2088327299469404611' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-1117981026897829013</id><published>2008-08-05T08:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-05T08:50:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>the bottle isn't for people at the party to drink....</title><content type='html'>the bottle isn't for people at the party to drink.  It is for the couple to take home and stock their bar for later consumption.  Sorry if that was unclear and we look forward to seeing you Saturday.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/7197093218516541488/comments/default/1117981026897829013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/7197093218516541488/comments/default/1117981026897829013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/08/friends-whoop-de-freaking-doo.html?showComment=1217951400000#c1117981026897829013' title=''/><author><name>ketti</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13375126989765071071</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/08/friends-whoop-de-freaking-doo.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-7197093218516541488' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/7197093218516541488' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-6704399668639105720</id><published>2008-07-28T21:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-28T21:52:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>speech</title><content type='html'>speech</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/9124149414111524686/comments/default/6704399668639105720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/9124149414111524686/comments/default/6704399668639105720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/07/marriage-as-ice-on-your-sex-life.html?showComment=1217307120000#c6704399668639105720' title=''/><author><name>Jason</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07031435569159075147</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/07/marriage-as-ice-on-your-sex-life.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-9124149414111524686' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/9124149414111524686' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-2987615038099090797</id><published>2008-07-28T21:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-28T21:39:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My question is this ( and it could appear as at th...</title><content type='html'>My question is this ( and it could appear as at the end of any of your missives ) Why do you, Mike, remind me so much of Brian Wilson (in the movie The Mayor of the Sunset Strip) and Dow Mossman (author of The Stones of Summer who I saw in the movie The Stone Reader); not so much in appearance but something in the face, the cadence of speach, and general air of brilliance( at the very least in the area of obsessive productive creativity )?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/9124149414111524686/comments/default/2987615038099090797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/9124149414111524686/comments/default/2987615038099090797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/07/marriage-as-ice-on-your-sex-life.html?showComment=1217306340000#c2987615038099090797' title=''/><author><name>Jason</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07031435569159075147</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/07/marriage-as-ice-on-your-sex-life.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-9124149414111524686' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/9124149414111524686' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-8692111331707891003</id><published>2008-07-08T19:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-08T19:07:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I sort of lost all respect for the guy when we saw...</title><content type='html'>I sort of lost all respect for the guy when we saw him "spin" at Amoeba.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/8826909324355363143/comments/default/8692111331707891003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/8826909324355363143/comments/default/8692111331707891003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/07/confession-and-solicitation.html?showComment=1215569220000#c8692111331707891003' title=''/><author><name>Terri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01280305154161857475</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/07/confession-and-solicitation.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-8826909324355363143' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/8826909324355363143' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-3159041787767984955</id><published>2008-06-30T21:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-30T21:52:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's been my experience that it's best to take som...</title><content type='html'>It's been my experience that it's best to take some fingernail clippers or other semi-sharp object to the wart before applying the remover. It makes hard to get rid of warts vanish... and regular ol' warts gone in no time.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/795825727408034626/comments/default/3159041787767984955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/795825727408034626/comments/default/3159041787767984955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/06/wart-removal.html?showComment=1214887920000#c3159041787767984955' title=''/><author><name>Aaron Tanner</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/06/wart-removal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-795825727408034626' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/795825727408034626' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-4625299966749462403</id><published>2008-06-28T22:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-28T22:44:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The day that news broke I went to my job, grabbed ...</title><content type='html'>The day that news broke I went to my job, grabbed three tomatoes and a tub of ranch dressing, and ate them. In hindsight i think the ranch probably killed off any nasty shit contained in the the offending tomatoes.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/5350019431163599239/comments/default/4625299966749462403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/5350019431163599239/comments/default/4625299966749462403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/06/psycho-somatic-illness-vs-spoiled.html?showComment=1214718240000#c4625299966749462403' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13930658942234307897</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/06/psycho-somatic-illness-vs-spoiled.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-5350019431163599239' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/5350019431163599239' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-2219518726707510003</id><published>2008-06-22T22:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-22T22:04:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>random- but i noticed that salicylic acid is a mai...</title><content type='html'>random- but i noticed that salicylic acid is a main ingredient in wart removers and used it once or twice on pimples to good effect.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/795825727408034626/comments/default/2219518726707510003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/795825727408034626/comments/default/2219518726707510003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/06/wart-removal.html?showComment=1214197440000#c2219518726707510003' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/06/wart-removal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-795825727408034626' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/795825727408034626' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-9183170286708445892</id><published>2008-06-18T00:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T00:35:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You can, indeed watch .avi DivX files in WinAmp wi...</title><content type='html'>You can, indeed watch .avi DivX files in WinAmp with the proper codec's installed.  I usually go for an all-in-one codec pack, though some of the uber-elite advise against it because it installs some old codecs that aren't used anymore.  But, I prefer the assurity that I can play whatever comes at me.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/6815196931835426576/comments/default/9183170286708445892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/6815196931835426576/comments/default/9183170286708445892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/06/legal-briefs-and-what-lurks-underneath.html?showComment=1213774500000#c9183170286708445892' title=''/><author><name>dRaven43</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10486043407242431212</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2008/06/legal-briefs-and-what-lurks-underneath.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-6815196931835426576' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/6815196931835426576' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-2606417163077454959</id><published>2007-10-18T22:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-18T22:56:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>shut the fuck up dude your were never a juggalo yo...</title><content type='html'>shut the fuck up dude your were never a juggalo you were a juggaho dont diss on what you obviously dont understand don't say you do cause you dont do a little more research next time when get your rich biggot mind out of the clouds and get back to me</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/5804560002210664554/comments/default/2606417163077454959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/5804560002210664554/comments/default/2606417163077454959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2007/09/my-five-hours-as-juggalo-how-i-escaped.html?showComment=1192773360000#c2606417163077454959' title=''/><author><name>d</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14535050647456308712</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://500lblifecoach.blogspot.com/2007/09/my-five-hours-as-juggalo-how-i-escaped.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5758233471905772385.post-5804560002210664554' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5758233471905772385/posts/default/5804560002210664554' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>